This is an odd sort of list but have you ever wondered about what it would be like to go out to a bar or club with some of the characters you play in the games? If you're a bit off like me then the answer is, of course all the time.

After pondering the question for a bit I came up with a short list of five dudes you don't want to bring with you to meet some ladies.

Sure they can kick some ass, but can they get some?




Snake - Seriously, between the chain smoking, the advanced clone aging and his mumbling gravely voice, Snake is not the guy you want to take with you to the club. Now if you were going to the old folks home to visit your grandmother Snake would be a hit but the only reason that would be is because he can still drive at night.



Marcus Fenix - Marcus would always be looking for a way out trying to talk you into his point of view. "Look, I'm fine with that chick in the glasses if that's what you want but I'd rather go guns blazing anywhere else but here." Of course that surly look and scarred up face aren't going to help matters either.



Master Chief - Master Chief isn't one for hanging out and shooting the breeze let alone looking to get laid. There's also the matter of his attire; the helmet-on-all-the-time look really isn't very popular nowadays. On a positive note, he might hijack the DJ booth and come up with something interesting by mixing some chants with some trance. One more thing, it's no accident they named them Spartans if you know what I mean ;).



Lone Wanderer - This guy just doesn't know how to have fun. Always with the questions and more questions then he tells you he's going to leave now - please, leave already. Plus he can't even score in Megaton with a prostitute; I mean who pays good caps and only goes to sleep?



Kratos - Now this one is more defensive than anything. The fact is if there are females to be had Kratos is going to get them all because that guy is a stud. It's all about the attitude, don't let the war paint or the big chains fool you - chicks dig this guy. If you get in his way you're more likely to wind up dead so just leave the God of War home unless you're just going to grab some wings and watch a game.

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